July 3rd, 2008
- Well it’s glad to see this ended well for both parties. Somewhere Shawn Kemp and Detlef Schrempf are rolling over in their graves.
- How did you think Cantor gets all those dates?
- Because 85 can’t have enough distractions this off season.
- I’m only showing up if Mrs. Ari is gonna be there.
- Apparently, not everyone is a fan of Manny being Manny.
- MMA is taking over the world. If you’re not into it, THIS GUY is fighting THIS GUY, Saturday, on PPV, and it should be an epic fight.
- Happy 4th, everyone!!
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July 3rd, 2008
- It’s a good thing the Yankees don’t have a big series this weekend against, say, the Red Sox. What with all this A-Rod separating from his wife news. Oh, snap.
- Missed recent blockbusters? Don’t sweat it, they’ll be on FX in no time. And by “in no time,” I mean in 2010.
- I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this is probably the best I’ve heard all day. Because, well, frankly, I think I have a chance. Optimistically speaking, of course. (No truth to the rumor that Lenny Kravitz is involved.)
- And Marc just blew his load. Which one of the Israel Crew is cleaning it up?
- This is how I got rid of all my tats, actually. Believe it or not, it wasn’t that painful.
- Don’t call it a comeback, he’s been here for years. Rockin’ his peers and puttin’ suckas infear. Makin’ the tears rain down like MON-soon. Listen to the bass go BOOM.
Brock’s POA of the Day: What are the chances that she’s our waitress at Hooters in a few weeks in AC? I’ll putt he over/under at 14 percent.
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July 3rd, 2008
- Well this should put an end to those comeback talks, right? Right?
- Some of us have chosen to deal with the current gas prices by taking public transportation or buying a more fuel-efficient vehicle. Some have not.
- With football season around the corner, I thought this was appropriate. APPARENTLY, the official team of Nick Serrano (also known as the Kansas City Chiefs) doesn’t want their fans that enthused during this season’s games. Read this carefully and then cancel all plans to Arrowhead.
- Note to self: DO NOT fuck with an Uptown Girl, or in this case, her lawyer. ($3k on Internet porn?!?! WOW!!)
- What percentage of his new contract will be spent on Vicodin?
- I know this is a month old, but the talk is just not going away. As a Sox fan, PLEASE Theo, no Barry.
Brock’s POA of the Day: I could tell your her name, but you will immediately not remember it. And I can’t blame you.
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July 2nd, 2008
- So I wanted my first post to be a good one, and I think this qualifies… Remember that “Seinfeld” episode where Jerry becomes a movie bootlegger and ended up being really good at it? Yeah, still waiting on confirmation to the rumor he shot this latest materpiece.
- Somewhere (actually, it’s New Orleans, La.) Rich Kiss is sitting by his computer weeping and praying it doesn’t rain.
- Apparently Willie Andrews’ girlfriend didn’t hear that the Patriots lost the Super Bowl and that she should do whatever to console him. Which may or may not include trips to the shooting range.
- Ah ha! So THAT’s how Shawn Kemp, Travis Henry, Calvin Murphy and Evander Holyfield have fathered a combined 238 kids. Makes perfect sense.
Brock’s POA of the Day: It is my goal to post broads you’ve never heard of. Consider me currently 1-for-1. (yeah, NWA, or something)
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July 1st, 2008
- NBC continues to pimp out The Office and its stars, this time with an Olympics spin to it
- $1.1MM stolen while people watch soccer: [Insert ridiculous comment here]
- Roth goes from Abomination to TV star. And the difference is? (ba-dum-dum!)
- Bonds can’t catch a break: Even his ball can’t have its moment in the sun
That’s it for me. I’m out till July 14th (I’m in the Holy Land!). In my absence, please enjoy the comedic postings of Brockman. B - Take it away! (you know, tomorrow morning)
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July 1st, 2008
- A-Rod lowers himself to Canseco levels and meets up with Madonna
- Spiderman is back! (in ’11)
- The NBA is calling in the Army
- Britain is giving disabled models a chance to win some cash (ugh, reality TV SUCKS!)
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June 30th, 2008
- MTVN moves downtown (when do I get to go?)
- Think you know Pixar movies? Ok, maybe you do.
- The Bond origin story continues: Why does that theme music get me EVERYTIME!?
- Lost IS complicated…
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June 30th, 2008
- WALL-E wins, but Wanted has an impressive turnout (it had more average money per-screen)
- Did you hear about Greg Norman and Chris Evert tying the knot? Apparently they have been having a very scandalous relationship
- If Chris Kattan can do it, we all can!
- Calling it now: Space Chimps will make $40MM+ opening weekend…
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June 27th, 2008
- Cloverfield 2 put on hold. Monster will have to keep waiting in water.
- While Hollywood cleans up at the movies, another strike looms
- Learn how to act real (sadly, this is not a joke)
- Yes, yes, I agree – it is always the women that makes sex seem so quick
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June 27th, 2008
- Eric Snow and Ed Hartwell wives to appear on the “Real Housewives”
- Comedy Central to roast Bob Saget: Man, I’ll be there will be some CLASSIC Full House jokes. And also jokes about, um……
- Whoa – Great list of who’s in and who’s out on TV shows this Fall
- Big Lebowski figurines anyone? (Cantor, please step forward)
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