Archive for September, 2006

Welcome Back Pirates, Now Leave My Treasure Alone

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

- For some reason, everywhere I turn today people are making a big deal about this.  So I thought, why not me too? Arrrrr…..

- Yet another Lost question: How does skinny dipping affect their images negatively?

- It’s an ESPN world, we’re just living in it

- Who doesn’t love a good cameo – especially when it’s done by an cartoon character

Welcome Back Pete, If Only As An Adviser

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

- Welcome Back Pete, if only as an adviser 

- Tickle Me Elmo returns… this time, with more tickle (highly recommend watching the video – Elmo obviously thinks something is REALLY funny)

- Another “make your own shirt” company: This time, you tell us your top 5

- Me too, Scarlett. Me too.

Welcome Back Peter, We Missed You

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

- This is great news! Welcome back Peter, we missed you.  Where’s Harold you ask? Um, that’s a long story….

- First Dr. Phil’s son, now Aaron Carter?? Where do I get a Playmate?

- My favorite is Dwight The Bride

- Mr. Meaty looks like a very odd show (then again, so did “You Can’t Do That on Television”). Premieres Friday!

Monday Evening Cry (of Happiness for Oakland)

Monday, September 18th, 2006

- If you’re a Raiders fan, this may be the best news you get all season (unless Art Shell get’s fired)

- How does Janet seem to always look this good? Yes, I am “So Excited”to see another Janet soft-core porn video

- Speaking of the Jackson’s, checkout this classic Michael moment 

- And finally, speaking of weird, did anyone see this??? Dude – that snake was HUNgry

Monday Afternoon Cry

Monday, September 18th, 2006

- Boo to Roy Williams and his “The score means nothing” mentality.  Now go get me some more fantasy points!

- 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42: If that means anything to you, you’ll want to check out this link to find out what they truly mean

- “Willie Nelson cited for drug possession”??? That would be like me cited for eating a hambuger – I’m going to eat one, everyone knows it.  Why make a federal issue about it?

- I totally want to grow a beard like Green Arrow, but I think I’ll stick with my real name (seriously, Oliver Queen?)

Monday Morning Cry

Monday, September 18th, 2006

- Boo to last minute INT’s

- Boo to not sharing the ball with a Tool

- Boo to shitty Wide Receivers that can’t catch a stupid 50-yarder

- And Boo to Santana Moss for catching one pass for 57 minutes, and then two stupid ones to put a stake in my heart during the last 3

People I Truly Dislike, Part 3: Joe Gibbs (but for one day only)

Friday, September 15th, 2006

- Say it ain’t so Joe! Portis out for week 2 

- Brilliant idea, but does this mean you will have had to have taped an FX show?

- Did you know that know only does OC Beach Ballers have a blog, so does Brock’s Bandits??? (click on their blog postings – top right)

- I’m not one to say this about Ashlee, but Ashlee Simpson + Chicago = HOT!

People I Truly Dislike, Part 2: TV Producers

Friday, September 15th, 2006

- Guess Clinton’s team was right: “The Path to 9/11” is filled with inaccuracies (couple of questions: Who produced this movie so poorly, and who is watching? “World Trade Center” and “United 93” were pieces created to honor and memorialize these hero’s.  This movie just points the finger, and creates hatred and hostility – let’s all do something to make September 11th about something more than that)

- Scott really wants to be a blogger today: By 10:30am, he had provided me with two articles – the one above, and this one that begins with “People who consume alcohol earn significantly more at their jobs than non-drinkers.”  See y’all at the bar!

- Great advice: Get addicted to the Amazing Race this season – You will not be disappointed

- RIP WB and UPN – I will always remember you fondly 

People I Truly Dislike, Part 1: Nancy Grace

Friday, September 15th, 2006

- Any Nancy Grace hater is a friend of mine!

- Thanks Jason for this link to an article exploring the best and worst stadiums in the NFL.  However the article falls flat when it starts rating the fans and not the essence and experience of the stadium.  Pick something to rate and stick with it Fox.

- As ridiculous as this is (and it is), who among us cannot picture some crazy Fantasy Football “owner” doing this to a professional player as desperation sets in late into the season?  Speaking of: you better watch yourself this weekend,Santana.

- Swami did great in week one, going a perfect 7-0.  With some free time at work today, I would expect a week 2 predictions to be posed by tonight.

Blogging: With my Wii

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

- I can’t wait to play with my Wii (ok, so that was just for the jokes sake – I’m getting the PS3)

- While his wife was hospitalized?!?! 

- I like this choice for Wonder Woman. I really do.

- I like the way this man – this PREACHER man – thinks.  Just don’t hit “play” at work