Morning All – I have to check in for Jury Duty this afternoon, so you only get one post today. Enjoy!
- Things I learned this weekend: A Green Day cover band can be AMAZING. A U2 cover band can be disappointing. And a there is a difference between a “cover band” and a “tribute band”
- Homer Simpson’s top 10 reasons he should be president.
- Superfriends + Office Space = Hilarity!
- Dude was going to have 12 wives! DAMN BOYYYYY
- Pearl’s outtakes. Yes, that Pearl.
- YES! They included the really cool Transformer sound! Awesome!
- Misha Barton works hard to get back in the limelight. And by hard, I mean not hard
- NYC real estate crosses the $50 Million mark. Woo-hoo. This means I have a PHENOMINAL change of buying an apartment in the next year or two
- Time to Save the Wo… I mean catch up on Heroes: Marathon this Saturday starting at 9am on Sci-Fi. Tivo them all and start from the beginning. You won’t be disappointed.
- Mike & Mike continue to grow their empire beyond radio, television, and Arena football commentary.
- Come everyone, sing with me: At the car wash… woo-woo, boom chica wow wow…
- In case you didn’t know, Jessica Alba is HOT
- Once I digest the two to three stages of the FOX schedule, I’ll let you know where I wind up for viewing. As of now, you have me at 8pm on Mondays for sure (Yeah, Prison Break!)
- 24 for two more years: Now if it would just become suspenseful again…
- Sarah Connors gets her own Terminator-less show. Now if we could only get Edward Furlong to guest star…
- And finally this week… Someone does SOMETHING nice for other people: FOX presents K-Ville, a story about cops in post-Katrina Na’Leans. I hope they wear lots of beads…
Feeling FOXy today…
- Is it me or are the NBA Finals getting really good all of a sudden?
- Would you pay close to four grand to have your picture taken with Michael Jackson? Apparently 300 people did…
- Help Hillary pick her campaign song! WOW! Me!? I can help?! Oh thank you sooooo much Mrs. Clinton… or should I say, Madam President… (ugh, give me a freaking break)
- Some late breaking Spiderman news: When not played by Kristen Dunst, Mary Jane can be hottttt!
- CBS’s new lineup is in and – WOO-HOO – How I Met Your Mother made it!
- Judging from the latest casting over at CBS, looks like Lost will have one less castmate by the end of the season
- Ok CBS, you get me Monday at 8… um, and MAYBE Wed at 8 and Sun at 8. Maybe…
- Hugh Jackman apparently thinks he’s the Selma Hayek of 2007
I’ve got my eye on you today, CBS
- The end of the Jimmy B era begins at Syracuse: Let the multiple “celebrations of his commitment to Syracuse Athletics” begin… (Thanks Brian for the sad link)
- So many disturbing things, so little time: 1) CNN is covering Maxim’s top 100 women? 2) Lohan is number 1? 3) Sarah Silverman is the cover girl? Shesh!!! (Thanks Gregg for the heads up)
- A love a good story about a jolly fat man who can be won over by getting an extra large jock. (Thanks Jason for the link)
- Obviously the camp’s not so mandatory after all
- I hate LA, but love red heads: I’m torn about the Grey’s spinoff, but will def try it out for a few episodes before giving up on it…
- Congrats ABC! You get me Tuesday at 8 (for at least the premiere), Wed at 9 (sigh) and Thursday’s at 9, and – when it returns – Lost.
- Talk to me people: Geico Cavemen – Thumbs up or thumbs down? Will a 30 second spot work as a 30 minute show?
- And finally, a goodbye to George Lopez…… wait a second, this show was STILL on the air???
ABC, you’re up this afternoon…
- The absolute LAST reality show I will ever watch: Joey and Amy reunite to make a buck
- In case your eyes weren’t burning yet today, enjoy this new Maryln Manson video featuring him and his lady, um, “doing it”
- In my life, I hope to one day see what $250,000 worth of Skittles looks like…
- It may be HOTTTT outside, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy some ice in the city… Vanilla Ice that is (top ten reasons I hate Gawker Stalker begins and ends with this comment “He looks wicked old, and his tattoos are ugly.”)
- NBC sends FNL’s to the preverbal showers, sticking it at 10pm on Friday nights… A sure sign to fans of High School Football that AFTER you watch the real game, they can catch a fictitious one on TV
- Based on the schedule just announced (and sure to be revised by Friday), NBC can count me in for Monday at 9, all night Thursday, and Friday at 11.
- Just one new comedy at NBC, and it’s a British knock-off? That’s sad coming from a company with a history of groundbreaking comedies. Just sad. (PS – “Studio 60” is dead)
- Content is King: “Heroes” takes it up a notch by adding “Heroes: Origins,” a spinoff that will introduce a new character each week, and viewers will select which one stays for the following season.
