Orange Peel

- Wes Anderson’s short film “Hotel Chevalier” (starring Natalie Portman’s ass – NWA – and Jason Schwartzman) is now online for free on iTunes

- If there is one thing Madonna makes me think about, it is clearly Rock and/or Roll

- The weekend is here and SNL is back. Week 1? Lebron James! Hope he pulls out the Hammer pants…

- New shows = Brilliant Marketing: Dexter makes various city fountains red; CBS puts Survivor: China promotion on Chinese containers…

- What is going on with the Mets? Seriously, you folks better get this sh*t moving NOW. It’s a disgrace to New Yorkers… Here’s a hint: JUST WIN.

- Check out the trailer for Juno. They’re calling it the next Little Miss Sunshine. I could see that.

- In celebration of the return of Grey’s Anatomy (I didn’t catch it last night – Dude, The Office is back!), a nice shot of Katherine Heigl (and yes, it’s work appropriate)

- On a typical day, I would really make fun of NBC for reviving Knight Rider.  But two things: A) I loved Knight Rider (especially the theme song) and B) they did a pretty decent job with the Bionic Woman remake. (If you’re not watching, they have only aired one episode to-date and it is up online… and I know that watching Bionic conflicts with Gossip Girl. No worries: Gossip re-airs on Sunday’s)

- The ax: Grossman hits the bench

- Poor Drew Carey – He was so successful, he was depressed. So he told Access Hollywood all about it. Aw (BLECH!)

- Beware the meat: Hey, this is why I’m a chicken guy

- You know you want to: Create your own David Hasselhoff doll!

- And the winner is…. * 

- Gregg’s Links of the Day: Keifer busted for drunk driving…. again.  Biel to play Wonder Woman?

- Someone took the time to show frames from The Simpson’s and their movie/TV inspirations. Wow, that must have been some time consuming project.

- I have to say that Monica Bellucci topless is not as hot as Monica Bellucci clothed (both are NWA)

- After all the hype, the President of Columbia University shows some balls and steps up to the play against Iran. Nice job.

- For those of you who felt slighted by JUST the pictures from the Meg White sex tape, you can see the full 2+ minute video here (I know it doesn’t need to be said, but NWA)

- Like all long-awaited sequels, this one doesn’t quite live up to the hype

- A theory as to why the NFL has been an offensive paradise

- If you’re name is Marc, Brock, Josh, Dave, Jarrett or Parker, then this Monday Night is going to be a very tense affair…

- Like free music? Then grab a coffee at Starbucks and enjoy: Starting Oct. 2 Starbucks will give away 1.5 million free songs (through runs through Nov. 7). Artists involved include Bob Dylan, John Mayer, Dave Matthews, KT Tunstall, John Legend, Annie Lennox, Keith Urban, and Paul McCartney.

- Nothing like a good rumor with pictures to make you think that it might be true: A Meg White (of the White Stripes) sex tape? (VERY MUCH NWA)

- And finally this morning, if you’re sitting in a bar tonight until 11:45 with Eli Manning and happen to walk out and see a bunch of people standing around waiting for something, then note this: They are not waiting for Eli, but rather the midnight sale of “Halo 3”