Archive for September, 2007

Lashana Tova – Part 1

Friday, September 14th, 2007

Sorry about not alerting you, the readers, that I would be out yesterday. I was rocking the Rosh

- Poor Disney (yeah, right)… this Vanessa thing just keeps getting worse (or better depending on how you look at it)

- Oh Demi, it’s not “ageism,” it’s your lack of talent, sweetie.

- As if the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie wasn’t enough, now we’ll have to deal with a live action/CGI Paddington Bear movie. Ugh…

- A little something for Jason: Hayden. Boobs. Bra.

One Post Only

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

Sorry, but today is crazy, getting crazier. One post only today. 

- Now it’s Eli back and Pennington out? It’s an all New York QB debacle!

- So I guess Jon Stewart didn’t screw the Oscars up as much as originally thought…

- Now Grey’s Anatomy wants you to show YOUR butt 

- Just what Oxygen viewers always wanted – To take a look into the lives of Deion Sanders and his wife

- Burger King tries to jump on the health train with Apple Fries…

- So it’s true: The Pats cheat. My opinion: They should have to forfeit last Sunday’s game against the Jets (and all fantasy points be erased! JK Brock) 

PLUS! RetiredOrangemen.com has been updated this week with two new articles!

I Waited This Long to Get My A*s Kicked?! – Part 2

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

- So the Pats are cheaters, huh? And they STILL could not get the ball into Stallworth’s hands a little more?

- A midget joins I Love New York 2: Further proving that VH1 is just a televised circus, and that Flava of Love is the main act

- Starbucks goes after kids. Yeah, like CAFFINE is a good idea…

- So Gregg… Ever get “Conanized”?

I Waited This Long to Get My A*s Kicked?! – Part 1

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

- Have you seen the new FJ Cruiser? Sh*t looks awesome!

- Really, do we need a sequel to Tron?!

- Continuing in the “what’s old is new again” category, Smellovision looks to make a comeback

- Another day, another list – this time, it’s NFL style with the top stadium songs that need to be retired (no Start Me Up???)

Back in Full Force – Part 2

Monday, September 10th, 2007

- Perhaps the only highlight of the VMA’s (besides Chris Brown): The next Indy film will be called “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (Thanks Gregg for the link)

- The Iron Man trailer has been posted. This one looks sick!  All the punch of Spider-Man with all the splash of Batman

- One thing about Jewish girls… they can sing!

- Ah money… it’ll sink you!

Back in Full Force – Part 1

Monday, September 10th, 2007

- How bout dem VIKINGS!? WOO-HOO!

- Another doping Oriole: This and another sub .500 season. Woo. (THANK Josh for the link)

- The VMA’s were horrible last night. Just a train wreck from start (Britney) to finish (Timbaland’s lackluster performance).  The one AND ONLY highlight – and it was a biggie – was Chris Brown’s performance. He just destroyed everyone else.

- Keep cashing in on those 15 minutes Rainn…

Bad Start – Part 2

Friday, September 7th, 2007

- I like where the head is at – 3D PORN!

- If I had been blogging a few years ago, it would have been all about Arrested Development. All I can do now is live with hope that it will live on in movie form…

- One day, I hope to visit Spring House, PA…

- Enjoy what should be a great weekend of football fun!

Bad Start – Part 1

Friday, September 7th, 2007

- What a horrible way to start the football season: F’ING DEUCE!!

- It’s back – NOT WORK APPROPRIATE: The nude picts of the HSM star are out!

- Gatorade to go low cal: So now you can enjoy all those electrolytes with the ickyness of Diet Coke

- Courtesy of AMNY, Pavarotti and James Brown duet (less than a year ago)

RetiredOrangemen.com is updated today with TWO new columns!

Just 3 hours, 44 minutes, 10 seconds to go…

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

- Um, thanks Jason for this Fantasy Football rap link… it’s, um, interesting…

- Becks and Bush show each other the way

- Check out the Beowulf red-lined trailer that features a naked CGI Angelina Jolie (yes, you read that right)

- I don’t watch Smallville… BUT, that might all change: HELLLOOOO Supergirl!

Just 10 hours, 21 minutes, 39 seconds to go…

Thursday, September 6th, 2007

- You can just tell that football is in the air when my two Fantasy Football Defense coaches go at it… and they’re not even playing each other this week…

- Look, I know Carrie-Anne Moss looked good in leather and all, but I think you might be taking it a little far

- I feel like I was just talking to someone about this at the Draft: “Throw Mama…” gets a sequel

- If you like the girl next door (and you know I do), “Pam” is now available