- It’s a virtual world, we’re just living in it. Enjoy today’s surreal activity: Pumpkin carving
- No sex on the plane people… no matter how easy it may be.
- How am I just finding out about a website called Sideline Hotties?
- Final post today? More Halloween with the Girls Next Door! (Now THAT’S a dirty pirate hooker!)
- In honor of Halloween, who wants to make a video for Werewolf Bar Mitzvah with me? (Seriously, watch the video/listen to the song… hilarious!)
- Rumor has it that football players HATE Homecoming Princesses
- Radar.com has a great quiz today: They show you a photo of a woman and you guess if it’s a Fox News Anchor or a Porn Star (it’s a lot harder than you think)
- Fourth post this morning? Elvira!
- For all your Idol fans, Blake Lewis new song is now available online for free
- Colbert his the campaign trail
- Speaking of Stephen, The Daily Show now has all segments online. It’s a great show, but was never better than when Colbert and Carrell (“The Ambiguously Gay Duo”) were on. In honor of Halloween, I give you a classic moment:
- The Yanks follow the Brooklyn Dodgers pattern and head west.
- Coolio makes a return… on Oxygen?!
- The question here is: Where does the Halloween costume end and Dennis Rodman begin? (PS – Tell me you don’t love the site where I found this link)
- The Office invaded Scranton last weekend. Enjoy some familiar music from The Scrantones (or just Ed Helms…)
- Ok, Jet’s fans. You got what you wanted. Now let’s see what happens…
- In Yankee News: Giradi to take over; Mattingly is gone; A-Rod is a schmuck
- I haven’t watched TRL in years. Of course, now I have a reason to
- NBC is not for sale. And don’t sweat it… they’re trying to keep Jay
- So apparently Wagamama is “testing” in America with the two Boston-area stores. Look for more to pop up in DC, NY and Philly if the Boston trial succeeds.
- Come on everybody… take a ride on the Vaj Deegan!
- REO Speedwagon took its name from the REO Speed Wagon, a truck manufactured by the REO Motor Car Company. “R.E.O.” are initials of the company’s founder, Ransom Eli Olds, who also founded the Oldsmobile division of General Motors. The name was suggested to fellow bandmates by keyboard player Neal Doughty, who learned about the truck at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, in a class about the history of transportation.
- And finally, apparently the Sox are pretty good…
- Unbenounced to us, Brock was actually participating in the record breaking worldwide Thriller dance this weekend. Nice job, buddy (and Congrats on the win)
- Free tacos courtesy of Taco Bell tomorrow… enjoy!
- Apparently Tony Romo has moved on from Carrie Underwood to… Britney Spears? This guy is clearly no Tom Brady…
- The Kim Kardashian Playboy photos are out. Not bad… (NWA)
- Brock sent me this link with the disclaimer that it made him think of me (lovely). PS – Never seen the karate bear before.
- A little something for the ladies: Maxim rates MLB’s best ‘staches
- Not sure why or how, but apparently the O’s are worth some money…
- No clue who Keeley Hazell is, but I’m thinking I might look her up (Just did: She’s 21 and English…) (NWA)
- Heading to Boston: Let’s Go Big Red!
- Wait, why go to Boston when Scranton is sooo much closer?!
- Another year, another NFL record for Manning, Brady and Favre.
- Only Maxim has the cojones to tell it like it is: SJP is ugly.
- 24 returns in a very badass kind of way
- David Copperfield is smooth…
- Steve Carell gives tips on how to stop Peyton Manning: “Most people can’t play football while pregnant.”
- I know it’s VERY late, but in honor of Parker’s birthday, here are Maxim’s 8 Reasons Why Philadelphia is Hot (#1? The Eagles cheerleaders)
