Archive for June, 2008

Less than 48 Hours to Israel – Part 2

Monday, June 30th, 2008

- MTVN moves downtown (when do I get to go?)

- Think you know Pixar movies? Ok, maybe you do.

- The Bond origin story continues: Why does that theme music get me EVERYTIME!?

- Lost IS complicated

Less than 48 Hours to Israel – Part 1

Monday, June 30th, 2008

- WALL-E wins, but Wanted has an impressive turnout (it had more average money per-screen)

- Did you hear about Greg Norman and Chris Evert tying the knot? Apparently they have been having a very scandalous relationship

- If Chris Kattan can do it, we all can!

- Calling it now: Space Chimps will make $40MM+ opening weekend…

Working on a Friday SUCKS – Part 2

Friday, June 27th, 2008

- Cloverfield 2 put on hold. Monster will have to keep waiting in water.

- While Hollywood cleans up at the movies, another strike looms 

- Learn how to act real (sadly, this is not a joke)

- Yes, yes, I agree – it is always the women that makes sex seem so quick

Working on a Friday SUCKS – Part 1

Friday, June 27th, 2008

- Eric Snow and Ed Hartwell wives to appear on the “Real Housewives”

- Comedy Central to roast Bob Saget: Man, I’ll be there will be some CLASSIC Full House jokes. And also jokes about, um……

- Whoa – Great list of who’s in and who’s out on TV shows this Fall

- Big Lebowski figurines anyone? (Cantor, please step forward)

Getting Rid of MY Jelly Belly – Part 2

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

- WALL-E inspires a list of top movie robots

- Jeff Goldblum joins “Criminal Intent”: Officially the death of the L&O franchise

- Apparently it’s Tim McGraw who’ll stick a boot up your a*s! 

- Summertime + Roller Coasters = Perfection 

Getting Rid of MY Jelly Belly – Part 1

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

- Fact: When the economy is bad, people eat… sweets 

- Another reason to stay through the credits of a movie… only this has nothing to do with Nick Fury

- Let’s face it: The Internet is for Porn. This is what the Internet is NOT for 

- Guy jumps into Levi’s jeans. Hmm… can you say MORE viral marketing with fake videos? 

 

Where’s the Beef? – Part 2

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

- News about 24: The Movie:This two hours is two hours in real time and there’ll then be 22 episodes. I don’t know how they connect it to the first of those 22 episodes but it’s literally the third hour…”

- New Yorkers: Restaurant Week is coming back…

- TV Watch: Coldplay, um, plays The Daily Show tonight

- No, you can’t pop popcorn with cell phones. Thanks for playin’ (PS – where did these four people get eight cell phones?)

Where’s the Beef? – Part 1

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

- Dude, they sell these at Bed, Bath and Beyond for like $15. You got screeeewed!

- Ruben may not have found love for his records, but he has found love for himself (aww…)

- The Pirates beat the Yanks for the first time in 48 years (have the Pirates even been good in the last 48 years? It really hasn’t been a fair fight, has it?)

- This Heinz Deli Mayo ad is causing an uproar in England. Honestly I’m mostly offended by the fact that this spot sucks. No plot, no point. Geez. Cause an uproar with a good spot next time. 

Gap Teeth – Part 2

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

- VH1 presents I Love Money which is apparently about half-naked people holding cash

- HULK SMASH… through the door unnoticed

- YES – School of Rock: The Sequel is ready to be made

- Looks like Stewie is gay

Gap Teeth – Part 1

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

- Strahan joins FOX: Yeah, because that pre-game show seemed SOOOO organized and needed some spice…

- So “Mike and the Mad Dog” AREN’T breaking up?

- Shocking! Mariah and Nick are already having marital issues!

- Who DOESN’T want an overpriced ‘My Little Pony’