How long would you last in bed with Serena?

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- It’s a good thing the Yankees don’t have a big series this weekend against, say, the Red Sox. What with all this A-Rod separating from his wife news. Oh, snap.

- Missed recent blockbusters? Don’t sweat it, they’ll be on FX in no time. And by “in no time,” I mean in 2010.

- I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this is probably the best news I’ve heard all day. Because, well, frankly, I think I have a chance. Optimistically speaking, of course. (No truth to the rumor that Lenny Kravitz is involved.)

- And Marc just blew his load. Which one of the Israel Crew is cleaning it up?

- This is how I got rid of all my tats, actually. Believe it or not, it wasn’t that painful.

- Don’t call it a comeback, he’s been here for years. Rockin’ his peers and puttin’ suckas infear. Makin’ the tears rain down like MON-soon. Listen to the bass go BOOM.

Brock’s POA of the Day: What are the chances that she’s our waitress at Hooters in a few weeks in AC? I’ll putt he over/under at 14 percent.

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